1 hour ago, Apr 17, with 16,857 notes

grantaire:

instead of being in love with people from now on im going to be in love with abstract nearly non-physical concepts like the reverberation of cars on concrete, window shopping, and the lack of permanence in life

(Source: grantaire, via 221badwolf-jackie)

hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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i take my answer back, we’d just fill the entire pentagram with otters

But could we fit at least…

100 OTTERS

2 hours ago, Apr 17, with 30,673 notes
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2 hours ago, Apr 17, with 473,894 notes
theramen:


wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal



the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

spicyshimmy:

spock coming to understand that ‘talking dirty’ is something terrans enjoy as a sexual experience so he engages jim in a rousing, hour-long discussion about topsoil and minerals and actual dirt and jim is just like ‘what is happening. what the hell is happening right now’

(via rabidfangirlisms)

mamalalonde:

yungbiochemist:

Don’t flirt subtly or drop hints I’m dumb be blunt

 

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2 hours ago, Apr 17, with 1,476 notes
Anonymous said:
Captain americas shield, a limitless gift card to the nearest bookstore, Thranduil's crown, Mass effect armor, and a lemon to put in play.
I said:

for further summonings, try to obtain the captain himself tho much more potent

necrotizingfaciitis said:
things to put in a pentagram for you. yarn, pizza, tears in a bottle cried over garrus, lil glue on vulcan ears, drawing supplies
I said:

Five Things You’d Put in a Pentagram to Summon Me

crummi:

viragunn:

Your move, followers. What items do you use to bring me forth? 

lol im curious

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3 hours ago, Apr 17, with 2,306 notes
hill-hill-hill:

"I’m following him."